I'll show you.

Sunday

I got up this morning and thought about all the shit I had to do and then I said fuck it, and rode my bike to Cafe Grumpy to get some coffee and read some short stories instead, and then I got a bagel with lox and Cinde came over and helped me figure out some paint color issues, and then we painted a bookshelf blue and a desk white and made some other Big Decisions about the apartment, and also we unsuccessfully attempted to hang some curtains and I almost cried because I am a huge baby and then I said fuck it, and drank some Pepsi instead.

Moral of the story:

ALL THINGS CAN BE FIXED WITH CAFFEINE.

I'm off to the Poconos. I am thinking no updates for a week but you never know. Stranger things have happened. I am looking forward to reading and writing a lot and hanging out with Bernie and getting some fresh air. I wish the same for all of you. Except for the Bernie part. She's all mine.

(07/19/09)